The NUTS studio is double booked!!!

NUTS new show schedule coming soon! Here is what we talked about anyway, although you couldn't really hear us. And if three NUTS talk outside the studio, do they really make any noise?

If we only had a host...

If we only had a host…

The Network Under The Sun borrows a studio- you know, like a friend of a friend, in his garage. That he rents out. They do car body repair there, but the guy installed a shower and kitchen and now he lives there- kind of thing. SOOOO, we have to, regretfully, take a week off- BUTT, we are working diligently to bring you the show from a new studio, or from one of your favorite places to eat or drink real soon. Here is what the nuts would have talked about, had they been on the air this week…

 

LeBron and his spare face score 61. Yeah, we get it. It’s not 81. It ain’t 6, neither.

Panthers lose their CEO. The NUTS called the shakeup, and Goc ends up in the 412! Tim goes back to selling tires. Or pumping them. Dealer’s choice.

A near tornado/ hurricane/ tropical bowel movement turns a usually impossible evening rush into rocket surgery.

The Marlins start practicing. Somewhere. Possibly jarts. Or chutes and ladders. Whatever.

Grimes signs/ Tiger’s in town/ 25 Things About Miami but now Facebook has even more information about you because you had to sign up to see it.

 

 

The good news is the NUTS have guests ready for the brain picking on the upcoming shows:

"Ladies, there are plenty of NUTS for all of you, just form a neat line..."

“Ladies, Ladies!  There are plenty of NUTS for all of you…  just form a neat line…”

the MIAMI Vice City Rollers (we will have a couple girls in studio- talking shop, and showing us their derby moves- hopefully!-)

This man literally has no heart. And can still kick your ass.

This man literally has no heart. And can still kick your ass.

Dj FLIP (DJ, Promoter, Entertainer, power lifter, and CEO of LOVEDUB.ORG)

This is a bikini clad hottie. She, too, could kick your ass.

This is a bikini clad hottie. She, too, could kick your ass.

Erika Otero (Fitness Model, weightlifter, body sculptor, personal trainer, motivator)

AND: we may be able to talk to one of the 305’s breakout DJs- if he gets a break from his world tours! He may still be in his “LAB” (that is a hint).