Dirty Laundry: Grammy Predictions


The 55th Annual Grammy Awards are tonight on CBS at 8pm. There is great competition this year. Kelly Clarkson with 4 nominees and a wedding coming up, Taylor Swift was 3 Nominees and 2 noms for Safe & Sound (The Hunger Games) and for Kim K’s Honey bunny Kanye West is going strong with 5 Nominees, Go Kimye! Now, For the New Comers the Lumineers have 2 nominees, not bad! And for Frank Ocean, he has 6 nominees. Wow, Impressive. Now what are important as an award is the Wardrobes. Producers for tonight’s event have sent out guidelines for dress codes, female fashion awareness which includes: Butt cracks, thongs, underboobs, side boobs, sheer frocks, nipples and, ahem, overly demonstrative groin areas. The producers did get a little more detail here is the statement:

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.”
Sorry Rihanna, Lady Gaga!

Back to Reality, Men! Let’s predict tonight’s winners. We will cover main awards:
For Record of the Year: I’m stuck with 4 artists, Kelly Clarkson, Fun. Frank Ocean, and Taylor Swift. Well First, Frank Ocean is a new comer but he did show his audience his talent and his pursuit with much known artist as Jay-Z and Kanye West. He also showed Chris Brown that he is respectful and a gentleman. For Kelly Clarkson, She came a long way from American Idol. She is always showing her audience that she is fierce, Strong and a performer. Her songs become hits! With Fun. Their out singles We are young and Some Nights kept their fans singing and wanting more. And for Taylor Swift, well she gives her fans new single hits with real life experience love and Break-ups. Thank you Harry Styles!

For Album of the Year: I would say Fun. will take the Grammy Home. Fun. Made an impressive year for themselves with We are young and Some Nights.

For Song of the Year: I would say Call me Maybe. Why? Everyone knew the lyrics like if it was their ABC’s and their 1,2,3’s. Carly Jae Japsen made a big bang!

For Best Pop Solo Performance: My quick guess is Adele for Set Fire to the Rain [LIVE]. First, its Adele. Second, Its Adele and Third, Its Adele. Its Adele People, she won a Golden Globe!

For Best Duo/Group Performance: I pick Taylor Swift with Safe & Sound (The Hunger Games). Why? Even until now, when I hear that song It gives me chills and Goosebumps. Which means it’s an amazing song! Who else gets chills when they hear Safe & Sound?

For Best Traditional R&B Performance: I pick Beyonce for Love on Top. why? Who has seen the Super bowl Halftime performance? My point exactly!

Best R&B performance: I pick Usher for Climax. You know Usher is well known to be awesome and a performer with GREAT music!

For Best Rap Performance: I’m going with the big boys! Jay-Z and Kanye West with N****s in Paris. Don’t know much about rap but I know that Jay-Z and Kanye West are the Kings.

For Best Rap/Sung Performance: I chose Jay-Z, Kanye West feating Frank Ocean and The Dream with No Church in the Wild. Why? Its Jay-Z, Kanye West,Frank Ocean,and The Dream. Great performers’ people!

Oh my goodness! There is Tension this year. Don’t we love tension but we don’t love that Justin Bieber is not nominee, at all! *HEART-BREAKING* Here is the link to the nominees, you can check out the list from here and decide yourself who will take victory home!

I’m Angie from Dirty Laundry for 24/7 Miami.