When: Sunday April 8 2012
If you’re planning to spend your Easter in a more non-traditional way, filled with sinful pleasures, let us lead the way.
Booze cruise it!
For $69 ($10 off if you book online), you can hitch an all-inclusive ride on the luxurious Biscayne Lady. They call it a booze cruise for a reason. While you’re knocking ’em back, you can gawk at celeb homes and monster yachts while sailing the waters of Biscayne Bay and nosh on fruit, cheese, carved ham, salads, omelets and pastries. But the most important part, clearly, is the unlimited Bloody Marys and mimosas from the open bar. Getting buzzed on a boat is pretty much the perfect way to spend any Sunday, but especially Easter Sunday.
Venetian Lady Yacht Charters
555 NE 15th Street, Suite 102
Miami, FL 33132
Sunbathe in the buff!
The temps are rising and it’s officially beach season — and you don’t even need a bikini to get your sun on. Avoid tan lines with a clothing-optional trip to Haulover Beach Park. Don your birthday suit and spend the afternoon with fellow Miamians in their Sunday least. For a $6 parking fee, you can let it all hang out. Just don’t forget the sunblock in those areas that rarely see the sun
Haulover Beach Park
10800 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach, FL
Eat your heart out!
Yardbird Southern Table, the ultimate in gluttonous indulgence, is open for Easter brunch. Chow down on fried chicken and doughy waffles, sweet tea-brined ribs, buttery biscuits, and pumpkin beignets. Top off your caloric binge with a few of their famous bourbon concoctions. You’ll leave five pounds heavier and a whole lot happier.
Yardbird Southern Table & Bar
1600 Lenox Ave., Miami Beach, FL
Make a stripper’s Easter dreams come true.
Hell, someone’s gotta work those Sunday afternoon brunch shifts. Give the girls at Tootsie’s a little company, and grab a greasy bite to boot. Bring some Easter candy for the eye candy, and don’t forget your wad of ones. A meal and a show? Not a bad Easter outing.
150 Northwest 183rd St., Miami Gardens, FL
Forget hiding them — drink your Easter eggs this year
Wet Willie’s, South Beach’s beacon of frozen debauchery, features an extra special Easter surprise. Now through that special Sunday only, order their Easter Egg concoction and it comes complete with Peep perched on top. This especially strong combo includes Sex on the Beach, Attitude Improvement and Shock Treatment. Get liquored up while that cute little marshmallow friend stares back at you. Then, bite his head off.
760 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach, FL